Hello. My name is Homestar Runner, and this is a website!
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Homestar donned his detective cap and scanned the room. Was it The Poopsmith? Was it Bubs? Certainly, Coach Z had a kind of evil flashing in his eye.
“We all know why we’re here,” Homestar said. “We need to find out WHO! The werewolves are in this gaaaaame of Werewoooooolf.”
“Homestar, we literally just finished the game of Werewolf. It was me, Strong Mad and The Cheat,” Strong Bad said.
“Oh, I’m PWETTY sure I’d remember something like that,” Homestar said. “I VOTE FOR SENOR CARDGAGE!”
“Senor Cardgage isn’t even friggin here!” Strong Bad said. “And yet you voted for him every single day.”
“That’s just a Werewolf would WANT me to think!” Homestar said, pounding his…fist, or whatever, since he doesn’t have visible arms. “I accuse STRONG BAD of being…A WEREWOLF!”
“Homestar, he was a Werewolf. The game is over,” Marzipan sighed.
“So you admit I’m on the wight twack!”
It was clear to all in the room that they were about to start their twelfth game of Werewolf that day, in the hopes of getting it out of Homestar’s system.
ash10101
beezypoof
Colin Prime
daneekasghost
The Dread Pirate
Inkarnit
mbnovak
MelissaD
nettiebarron
todahshy
violabeenice
NIGHT will be called at 9pm Central.
Casa de Leche 
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May 11, 2017 at 9:23 am
todahshy
I think it was Homsar.
May 11, 2017 at 9:33 am
todahshy
By process of elimination I guess I’m the wolf?
May 11, 2017 at 9:34 am
spookymilk
Thanks for playing, everyone!
May 11, 2017 at 9:48 am
ash10101
Seems legit
May 11, 2017 at 9:52 am
violabeenice
It’s obviously been awhile since I’ve played a game here on your site, Kelly.
I forgot my password.
Am I the only one that had to google Homestar Runner? I actually made the mistake of googling Marzipan first but I did find some lovely recipes. Is watching any of the cartoons a requirement of playing this game?
May 11, 2017 at 9:54 am
Inkarnit
It’s a requirement for life, but not this game particularly.
May 11, 2017 at 9:56 am
todahshy
Seconded.
May 11, 2017 at 9:57 am
spookymilk
So far I’ve watched Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon and Cool Things this morning.
May 11, 2017 at 10:00 am
violabeenice
Alright. I’ll check out Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. I shall return.
May 11, 2017 at 10:19 am
violabeenice
Good enough to have to watch some more. I did chuckle in quite a few spots. I liked Strong Sad’s letter to Strong Bad and the disguise that Strong Bad uses toward the end of the cartoon was awesome. I never would have known it was him.
May 11, 2017 at 10:34 am
Inkarnit
Well clearly viola won’t be spotting the wolves for us.
May 11, 2017 at 10:40 am
violabeenice
I can multi-task, Ink. Not well but I’ll try.
May 11, 2017 at 9:56 am
violabeenice
Since there seems to be quite a few of them and I’m limited on time. Do you have a favorite episode?
May 11, 2017 at 9:57 am
todahshy
Just go through some strong bad emails.
May 11, 2017 at 9:58 am
spookymilk
Or better yet, don’t do that and watch a full toon instead.
(The SB Emails are fine, but they always hinge a LOT on the jokes already created within the universe, in comparison to the jump-right-in toons)
May 11, 2017 at 9:59 am
Inkarnit
Also, the emails take about 10 hours and 35 minutes to go through.
May 11, 2017 at 9:56 am
todahshy
You’ve never heard of it?!?
I have only one word to describe my response to that:
Yikes!
May 11, 2017 at 9:57 am
violabeenice
There it is!!…. didn’t take very long. 🙂
May 11, 2017 at 9:58 am
Inkarnit
*high five*
May 11, 2017 at 10:00 am
daneekasghost
I know vaguely that it’s a cartoon. Otherwise, I’m just as in the dark as you.
May 11, 2017 at 10:05 am
todahshy
I’m so ashamed that dad is so out of touch.
May 11, 2017 at 10:06 am
daneekasghost
go to your room.
May 11, 2017 at 10:07 am
todahshy
Yes sir 😦
May 11, 2017 at 9:57 am
Inkarnit
vote fwhqwagads
May 11, 2017 at 9:59 am
daneekasghost
vote: Colin Prime
I just want to be first alphabetically, is that so wrong?
May 11, 2017 at 10:03 am
Inkarnit
I like this vote.
May 11, 2017 at 10:21 am
violabeenice
I like this alphabetical idea also. Sincerely, ViolaBee. 🙂
May 11, 2017 at 10:34 am
The Dread Pirate
vote DG because he’s conveniently forgetting ash and Super Cool Beez. The DG I know would never do that with the first vote on day one!
May 11, 2017 at 10:37 am
Inkarnit
I noticed that too but since it landed on the lesser Colin, I accepted it.
May 11, 2017 at 10:47 am
daneekasghost
I can only cast so many votes at once!
May 11, 2017 at 10:37 am
nettiebarron
Morning! I, too, am without a Homestar clue. I’ll wait until I’m at work to watch some cartoons. I don’t want my fellow busmates to judge me.
May 11, 2017 at 10:38 am
Inkarnit
Good idea. It’s much better to be judged by your coworkers.
May 11, 2017 at 10:39 am
nettiebarron
You get it.
May 11, 2017 at 10:40 am
todahshy
I have my eye on you.
May 11, 2017 at 10:43 am
nettiebarron
Creepy.
May 11, 2017 at 11:05 am
todahshy
Secret sonnnnnnnngggggg
You’re the secretest song on the album
Secret sonnnngggg
May 11, 2017 at 11:18 am
ash10101
Alright I finally got my password right!
May 11, 2017 at 12:18 pm
violabeenice
…but didn’t you already say something earlier this morning?
May 11, 2017 at 1:50 pm
ash10101
Yea but that was when I was on a computer id been on before. SChool gave us chromebooks this year and thats what I was trying to log on on, since I hadn’t before
May 11, 2017 at 1:53 pm
violabeenice
Chromebooks?? we had word processors when I went to school.
May 11, 2017 at 11:18 am
todahshy
vote DPWY
Trust me on this one.
May 11, 2017 at 12:19 pm
violabeenice
I’m not always the sharpest tool in the shed but are you saying something here that I should listen to?
May 11, 2017 at 2:10 pm
todahshy
I’m saying in my humble opinion Will is a wolf.
May 11, 2017 at 11:26 am
daneekasghost
Holy crap, novak is playing!
May 11, 2017 at 11:26 am
daneekasghost
unvote: Colin Prime
vote: mbnovak
May 11, 2017 at 11:32 am
spookymilk
I DID NOT GET A QUESTION, BUT SHOULD BE CLEAR:
*angel can protect self
*angel cannot protect the same person on consecutive nights
May 11, 2017 at 11:48 am
Inkarnit
I she be voting somewhere.
vote ash
May 11, 2017 at 1:46 pm
ash10101
hi, colin.
May 11, 2017 at 11:57 am
nettiebarron
Vote DG How has this not happened yet. Trickery!
May 11, 2017 at 12:14 pm
todahshy
It has happened. By one of the other wolves.
May 11, 2017 at 12:19 pm
nettiebarron
Yeah, but not by me!
And I see what you did there.
May 11, 2017 at 12:26 pm
todahshy
My father has taught me well.
May 11, 2017 at 12:20 pm
The Dread Pirate
unvote DG, vote Melissa
I can’t wait to see how long until inkarnit pounces to try to drum up now votes on her and for this to decide into nonsensical bickering
May 11, 2017 at 12:22 pm
nettiebarron
I can’t wait to see how long it takes before Melissa remembers she’s playing Werewolf.
May 11, 2017 at 12:33 pm
Inkarnit
Hah!
May 11, 2017 at 12:34 pm
Inkarnit
It depends… will she come out all wolfy-like?
May 11, 2017 at 12:41 pm
The Dread Pirate
It’s not like it will matter for you.
May 11, 2017 at 12:42 pm
Inkarnit
You think I just tunnel on people for no reason every time?
Only if they are named Ash.
May 11, 2017 at 1:28 pm
MelissaD
Annette, to answer your question, it took 4 hours and 25 minutes for me to remember I was playing Werewolf today. Secondly,
Vote Wolfson
The universe is complete.
TROGDOR! BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE!
May 11, 2017 at 1:34 pm
todahshy
BURNINATING THE PEASANTS
May 11, 2017 at 1:36 pm
todahshy
Aw now I wish there was a Trogdor neutral, who if he reaches the last day burninates all remaining people and wins.
May 11, 2017 at 2:09 pm
nettiebarron
Wow. This has to be the quietest first day ever.
May 11, 2017 at 2:11 pm
todahshy
Thursdays are bad for me. But I think I’ve still posted the most… So not a good sign.
May 11, 2017 at 2:15 pm
Colin Prime
Morning, asshats.
I have no idea what this is referencing so I should be on par with all my other games.
Who wants to bicker? I’m grumpy today.
Also vote todah
Also I’m just on a lunch break in between meetings but will be around most of the rest of the day.
Also Melissa and Colin the Least should be hunged
May 11, 2017 at 2:25 pm
todahshy
I am bickering over your vote good sir!
May 11, 2017 at 2:35 pm
Colin Prime
Grumble grumble something surly and illogical
May 11, 2017 at 2:41 pm
todahshy
If you are grumpy it means you need more homestar runner in your life!
May 11, 2017 at 2:27 pm
nettiebarron
Oh Colin, you do not disappoint!
May 11, 2017 at 2:35 pm
Colin Prime
I’ll try harder
May 11, 2017 at 3:00 pm
Inkarnit
Insert eyeroll emoji here.
May 11, 2017 at 2:46 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
Boom. Suck it, Colin Prime!
May 11, 2017 at 3:28 pm
Colin Prime
You see this guy right here? rubbing a sammich on his head?
May 11, 2017 at 3:59 pm
The Dread Pirate
Glad we got the obligatory new-DG profile for the game.
May 11, 2017 at 3:00 pm
Inkarnit
OK, I’m in the afternoon lull at work now. Let’s play some Werewolf.
May 11, 2017 at 3:09 pm
Inkarnit
So we have 11 players. 8 are Good. Of those 8, 2 are super important. Purely through guessing, Evil has a 25% chance of killing someone important tonight, even if we lynch Evil today. Better than that if not (28.6% for DG’s OCD). As such, I think it would be prudent to limit the amount of claims we make that would narrow that pool for Evil.
May 11, 2017 at 3:10 pm
todahshy
Wolf!
May 11, 2017 at 3:18 pm
Inkarnit
Dang, caught me already.
May 11, 2017 at 3:19 pm
The Dread Pirate
Are you really going out on a limb and saying nobody should role claim halfway through day one when no one has move than one vote?
Or are you saying something else that I’m unable to understand?
May 11, 2017 at 3:21 pm
todahshy
I thought it was a profound conclusion on his part…
May 11, 2017 at 3:23 pm
Inkarnit
I’m saying it before people decide to come make comments about being vanillagers or whatever might seem like a good idea. Normally, these things don’t matter much, but we normally have 15ish players. Before things get active, I thought it was worth stating.
May 11, 2017 at 3:23 pm
ash10101
Yea, definitely a shocking conclusion.
May 11, 2017 at 3:26 pm
Inkarnit
OOOOH ASH IS HERE!
May 11, 2017 at 3:39 pm
Inkarnit
Just kidding. Clearly he’s not.
May 11, 2017 at 3:41 pm
ash10101
Im here
May 11, 2017 at 3:45 pm
Inkarnit
Are you a wolf?
May 11, 2017 at 3:30 pm
Colin Prime
Look at me! I’m Colin and I’m saying obvious things to sound smart (again)!
By that I mean suck it Colin.
May 11, 2017 at 3:32 pm
Inkarnit
I really need that eyeroll emoji.
May 11, 2017 at 3:29 pm
Inkarnit
I have an idea on how to catch Strongbad guys. Just look for the one that looks like they’re typing with boxing gloves.
May 11, 2017 at 3:33 pm
violabeenice
Like this guy? (I’m also testing to see if I remember how to copy a link)
May 11, 2017 at 3:34 pm
violabeenice
That was supposed to be a reply to Ink’s comment.
May 11, 2017 at 3:36 pm
Inkarnit
You don’t know fhqwhgads?
http://www.homestarrunner.com/fhqwhgads.html
May 11, 2017 at 3:39 pm
Inkarnit
Also, you should watch the Strongbad email entitled “i love you”
May 11, 2017 at 3:48 pm
violabeenice
In the amount of time it takes me to copy and paste this, I could have crocheted a scarf with matching mittens and sold them at a crafts fair….fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf
May 11, 2017 at 3:51 pm
Inkarnit
Now you get it!
May 11, 2017 at 3:41 pm
violabeenice
…and now I know. I really did think that you just hit some random keys.
May 11, 2017 at 3:45 pm
Inkarnit
You weren’t far off. SOMEONE hit some random keys at some point in time to come up with that name.
May 11, 2017 at 3:39 pm
todahshy
Well I just won this game:
May 11, 2017 at 3:44 pm
Inkarnit
Work computer shows this as blank 😦 What is it!?
May 11, 2017 at 3:46 pm
todahshy
A video of Because It’s Midnite by Limozeen!
May 11, 2017 at 3:46 pm
Inkarnit
Oh. I… don’t think I get it.
May 11, 2017 at 3:53 pm
todahshy
….
May 11, 2017 at 3:56 pm
todahshy
Limozeen was a running joke throughout a bunch of strong bad emails. And the perfect parody of 80s hair bands.
May 11, 2017 at 3:59 pm
Inkarnit
Ahh, I guess I don’t remember that! A+ for obscure references!
May 11, 2017 at 3:49 pm
Colin Prime
I still wasn’t sure if this was a parody until douchewig #2 blocked the basketball with his guitar. Given what I’ve seen from amateur musicians I’m still not 100% that this is parody.
May 11, 2017 at 3:53 pm
todahshy
That is what makes it a joy.
May 11, 2017 at 4:04 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
You know, beezypoof has not been around. But I’m going to continue to not vote for her anyway.
May 11, 2017 at 4:06 pm
Inkarnit
*squinty eyes*
May 11, 2017 at 4:08 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
In an effort to “simplify, simplify” let’s vote novak. Because when you Ctrl+F “novak” all the sidebar matches that you have to scroll through first make it hard to find his comments.
May 11, 2017 at 4:09 pm
Inkarnit
Your reasoning is ace.
May 11, 2017 at 4:10 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
they always do, Greek. they always do.
May 11, 2017 at 4:16 pm
ash10101
so am I
May 11, 2017 at 4:09 pm
Inkarnit
So normally I want to lynch Ash. But… his comments today are fantastic.
May 11, 2017 at 4:15 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
vote novak instead.
May 11, 2017 at 4:16 pm
Inkarnit
unvote ash because his comments are the best.
vote novak because DG told me to.
May 11, 2017 at 4:17 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
AAADG
May 11, 2017 at 4:18 pm
Inkarnit
Too many letters.
May 11, 2017 at 4:19 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
It’s true. comment economy has always been your #1 concern.
May 11, 2017 at 4:19 pm
Inkarnit
I’m glad you’ve noticed.
May 11, 2017 at 4:19 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
I am a fellow comment
May 11, 2017 at 4:20 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
economis
May 11, 2017 at 4:20 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
t
May 11, 2017 at 4:20 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
.
May 11, 2017 at 4:20 pm
Inkarnit
But you’re also a werewolf
May 11, 2017 at 4:22 pm
Inkarnit
hunter
May 11, 2017 at 4:23 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
May 11, 2017 at 4:24 pm
Inkarnit
Probably a or b.
May 11, 2017 at 4:26 pm
Colin Prime
I’m compelled to say that I’m quiet mostly because I’ve dived into the world of Homestar Runner and am delighted and don’t want to do anything else with my day.
May 11, 2017 at 4:27 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
“dived”?
May 11, 2017 at 4:27 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
diven, surely.
May 11, 2017 at 4:28 pm
Inkarnit
doven, assuredly.
May 11, 2017 at 4:31 pm
Colin Prime
it’s like you’re inside my head
May 11, 2017 at 4:29 pm
Inkarnit
One of us!
One of us!
May 11, 2017 at 4:26 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
There’s one more stack of finals left to grade. It’s sapping my will to live just by being there on my desk.
May 11, 2017 at 4:30 pm
Colin Prime
I figured Colin was taking care of that whole will to live thing already.
May 11, 2017 at 4:32 pm
Inkarnit
But I’m not on his desk.
May 11, 2017 at 4:32 pm
Inkarnit
Supposably
May 11, 2017 at 4:33 pm
Colin Prime
presubsumably.
May 11, 2017 at 4:32 pm
Colin Prime
Unvote Todah
vote changing the language to “vote” and “invite” so autocorrect will leave me alone
May 11, 2017 at 4:33 pm
nettiebarron
Unvote DG, Vote Pirate For the obvious reasons.
May 11, 2017 at 4:34 pm
Colin Prime
vote
strong sadnovakMay 11, 2017 at 4:36 pm
Inkarnit
Third vote theory says you’re a wolf.
May 11, 2017 at 4:38 pm
Colin Prime
Keep me out of your third theories.
May 11, 2017 at 4:41 pm
ash10101
Hey inkarnit, does the fourth theory say the colin with less letters in his username is a wolf?
May 11, 2017 at 4:42 pm
Inkarnit
That’s just ludicrous.
It’s the Colin with the MOST letters, because MOST has 4 letters, thus FOURTH theory.
May 11, 2017 at 4:49 pm
ash10101
seems legit to me
May 11, 2017 at 4:39 pm
Inkarnit
AAADG, are you a wolf?
May 11, 2017 at 5:11 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
always.
May 11, 2017 at 4:41 pm
Inkarnit
Ash, who is your top wolf pick and your top village pick?
May 11, 2017 at 4:43 pm
Colin Prime
it kind of feels like pushing it to be asking this on a day as quiet as this. Also asking if DG is a wolf is like asking the ocean if it is wet. He’s been what he is for so long, he can’t be bothered with such things.
May 11, 2017 at 4:44 pm
Inkarnit
I know how to read ash though, but thanks for giving him an out.
Defense noted.
May 11, 2017 at 5:01 pm
Colin Prime
offense noted. also, suck it.
May 11, 2017 at 4:57 pm
ash10101
top innocent is probably you because you seem fairly like the other times I’ve seen you be good. top guilty is because a lot haven’t spoken much but viola is seeming weird to me because she has like half a dozen messages but says nothing of any substance
May 11, 2017 at 4:57 pm
ash10101
*hard because a lot. stupid spell check.
May 11, 2017 at 4:58 pm
Inkarnit
I will admit it.
I did not see this coming.
May 11, 2017 at 5:07 pm
ash10101
how so?
May 11, 2017 at 5:08 pm
Inkarnit
I expected retaliation for my vote.
May 11, 2017 at 5:10 pm
ash10101
oh. no, you always vote me so I generally see you doing that early day 1 as villagery colin behavior
May 11, 2017 at 4:49 pm
The Dread Pirate
I’m about as confused by all the references throughout the day today as I was when Beau made the Amanda Black reference in Survivor awhile ago. Nothing makes any sense, and I’m unsure of the insanely stupid posts today are references or just inanely stupid.
May 11, 2017 at 4:55 pm
Inkarnit
Someone needs more homestawr wunnew in his life.
May 11, 2017 at 5:32 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
For my comments? – it’s the stupid one.
May 11, 2017 at 5:01 pm
The Dread Pirate
Alright, haven’t heard from Novak or Super Cool Beez, so not planning to come for either of them today because they’re both historically useful and don’t arm likely to want to just be silent wolves.
Melissa popped in and voted inkarnit, which is exactly what villagery Melissa would do.
Inkarnit is playing his Caption Obvious villager game so far.
Superior Colin is perfectly grouchy. Still, it doesn’t seem like sincere grumpiness like when he’s a villager.
I don’t understand most of what todahshy has been saying throughout the day, but he didn’t try to lynch Nettie after her first comment, so that’s different.
Viola and Ash have been around but with nothing of substance.
DG has been… day one DG (including new username!).
Pretty quiet day one, so not much to go on.
If I had to be suspicious, I would put these players higher:
Viola
Ash
Superior Colin
inkarnit
Also, let’s get some pressure in a player who is actually around rather than Novak. It doesn’t seem like he’s going to talk anytime soon.
May 11, 2017 at 5:10 pm
Colin Prime
I’d love to see how you rationalize judging my grumpiness.
to me being surly is an art, and I have mastered many of its levels.
bow, puny mortal.
agreed on novak and SCB – killing the absent is never a good idea early on, and both can be useful and novak is easy to sniff out as a wolf.
viola is not one for substance, as I remember, and ash is a foggy day to me so your read there is meh.
Todah and Nettie seem more likely to me seeing that Todah isn’t on her and Nettie seems to be hanging back.
May 11, 2017 at 5:14 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
killing the absent is never a good idea early on
I submit that killing talkative players does more harm early on.
May 11, 2017 at 5:22 pm
ash10101
i think I agree with both of you depending on the scenerio
May 11, 2017 at 5:22 pm
nettiebarron
I agree with this. Why kill the people who are actually around?
May 11, 2017 at 6:28 pm
The Dread Pirate
But DG, if the quiet players are Novak and SCB, who historically haven’t tried to hide though silence, don’t you think they should get a little extra slack?
May 11, 2017 at 5:03 pm
Colin Prime
invite Novak he’s probably busy making someone’s life more difficult.
vote DP referencing beau gets you a vote every time.
May 11, 2017 at 5:03 pm
The Dread Pirate
I see Ash had a similar comment to the long rambling one I was writing in my phone. I’ll put my money where my mouth is and unvote Melissa, vote Viola
May 11, 2017 at 5:07 pm
ash10101
alright…i now feel stupid but can someone remind me how to make text bold?
May 11, 2017 at 5:09 pm
Inkarnit
Just like the other place but carats instead of brackets.
May 11, 2017 at 5:11 pm
ash10101
ahh right yes thanks Colin
May 11, 2017 at 5:17 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
^b^
^/b^
May 11, 2017 at 5:17 pm
Inkarnit
Yes, exactly like that.
May 11, 2017 at 5:18 pm
Inkarnit
Lesson of the day!
^ is called a caret.
< is called a guillemet.
May 11, 2017 at 5:20 pm
ash10101
I should see if my English teacher knows what < is called tomorrow. he probably doesn't.
May 11, 2017 at 5:19 pm
ash10101
ah, I used the wrong direction of the / thingy
May 11, 2017 at 5:26 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
that’s called a fwhqwagad
May 11, 2017 at 5:11 pm
Colin Prime
and to close
May 11, 2017 at 5:12 pm
Colin Prime
meh I typed it with spaces in between but it still read it….
May 11, 2017 at 5:13 pm
ash10101
vote viola I haven’t really gotten anything from substance off of her, and my read on her isn’t very good for her sake.
May 11, 2017 at 5:14 pm
ash10101
…that wasn’t all supposed to be bold
May 11, 2017 at 5:16 pm
Inkarnit
I assumed as much but…
May 11, 2017 at 5:18 pm
todahshy
I’m out for the night. I’m likely to keep my vote.where it isn.
May 11, 2017 at 5:25 pm
todahshy
I could quickly be convinced to do Colin Prime.
May 11, 2017 at 5:27 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
Do Colin Prime!
May 11, 2017 at 5:31 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
vote for him, I mean.
May 11, 2017 at 5:32 pm
Inkarnit
I liked it better the other way.
May 11, 2017 at 5:32 pm
AAAdaneekasghost
me too.
May 11, 2017 at 5:22 pm
Inkarnit
NO ONE’S DONE A VOTING UPDATE VOTING UPDATE
…
..
.
ash10101 voting violabeenice
beezypoof
Colin Prime voting The Dread Pirate
daneekasghost voting mbnovak
The Dread Pirate (3) voting violabeenice
Inkarnit (1) voting mbnovak
mbnovak (2)
MelissaD voting inkarnit
nettiebarron voting The Dread Pirate
todahshy voting The Dread Pirate
violabeenice (2)
May 11, 2017 at 5:53 pm
todahshy
unvote will vote Colin Prime
May 11, 2017 at 6:00 pm
Inkarnit
Hmm.
This gives me thinkings.
May 11, 2017 at 6:06 pm
todahshy
Don’t know what to say. Just seems like he’s playing a character to me.
May 11, 2017 at 6:22 pm
Inkarnit
I don’t disagree, but I almost feel like you’re playing along.
May 11, 2017 at 6:29 pm
todahshy
Ok
May 11, 2017 at 6:32 pm
ash10101
This comment followed by immediately leaving for the night seems weird to me
May 11, 2017 at 6:32 pm
Inkarnit
For once, I agree with something you have noticed.
May 11, 2017 at 6:34 pm
ash10101
its a miracle!
May 11, 2017 at 6:10 pm
mbnovak
Hi. I exist. But Internet hasn’t all day. I have not read anything yet, and need to run and do family things for a while until the kids go to bed. I assume I will be back before night at some point.
The upside to all of this is Wolfson hasn’t bothered me all day. Woo! Still got in a first day snark comment!
May 11, 2017 at 6:19 pm
Inkarnit
Conveniently, my vote is already here 😛
May 11, 2017 at 6:18 pm
violabeenice
I have to head for the train. I will definitely be back before the end of the night.
May 11, 2017 at 6:21 pm
Inkarnit
In the interest of letting novak and viola catch up…
unvote novak
vote beezy
May 11, 2017 at 6:22 pm
ash10101
There’s a person named beezy?
May 11, 2017 at 6:23 pm
Inkarnit
Probably.
May 11, 2017 at 6:26 pm
ash10101
Have we confirmed they are alive and not been eaten by, or turned into, Viola’s profile picture?
May 11, 2017 at 6:31 pm
todahshy
Ok I’m off for the night. I feel as good as I can about my vote after this waste of a day.
May 11, 2017 at 6:43 pm
Inkarnit
On record, I’d vote todah with some support.
But I’m still ok voting the afk too.
May 11, 2017 at 6:46 pm
ash10101
Im a little torn between this. Because todah is seeming wolfish to me but having someone who has said literally nothing seems rather dangerous
May 11, 2017 at 6:47 pm
Inkarnit
It is. I would prefer that not to be the case. But I learned many games ago that letting people off the hook because they’re not around leads to trouble, too.
May 11, 2017 at 6:48 pm
ash10101
I assume someone who wasn’t around was a wolf? That’s definitely my concern because we have nothing to judge this person off of
May 11, 2017 at 6:49 pm
Inkarnit
The downside is that lynching them also tells us little because we have no tracks to trace either.
May 11, 2017 at 6:50 pm
ash10101
yea. I guess it comes down to if we’re ready to risk voting out a possible villager who could, for all we know, be angel or seer, based on the radio silence we are getting from them
May 11, 2017 at 6:52 pm
Inkarnit
That’s pretty much it, yeah.
May 11, 2017 at 6:53 pm
Inkarnit
But this is why I often try to lynch the afk person… silence is only helpful to the wolves. It causes confusion and detracts from valid hunting.
May 11, 2017 at 6:56 pm
mbnovak
We’ve been over this a lot, and i feel like we’ve come down on “it often is a helpful peek so not a terrible idea to let them live on day one and then go from there”.
May 11, 2017 at 6:58 pm
ash10101
I think part of it has to depend on the other players though. Like, if there is no clear or partly clear idea on a wolf maybe lynching the silent person would work but if we all have a clear wolf hit who we are confident about we would all likely want to kill that one instead.
May 11, 2017 at 6:54 pm
mbnovak
I have managed to read through. This game seems way different when catching up than being engaged in the thick of it. I think it’s… helpful? Anyway, I feel good about a couple people, and I think some others are decent wolf candidates and some I don’t know about?
Ash strikes me as being around more than usual, which seems unusual and somewhat wolf like. But I feel like Inkarnit is a villager. And he thinks he has a villager read on Ash? Did I read that right Wolfson? Could you say more?
Meanwhile, I think DPWY’s list was a little fishy because he listed Inkarnit as obvious villager but then also as a suspect.
I also agree that Colin Prime’s surliness seems more forced than usual, but it’s early and there wasn’t much reason for it except being unable to know what is a reference and what is stupid (because seriously, homestar runner is apparently a thing? I’m in the out of touch group, I guess).
Anyway, that’s my rundown, minus some people I think are clean but I don’t want to give away too much on the why I might think that?
May 11, 2017 at 6:55 pm
ash10101
I’m here more because when I don’t talk enough everyone lynches me and I don’t get to be helpful in killing wolves. I do agree with you on DPWY, though. What do you think about Todah atm?
May 11, 2017 at 6:56 pm
ash10101
….oh, sorry, missed the last section of your post
May 11, 2017 at 6:58 pm
mbnovak
Todah is an unknown to me. Nothing seemed super wolfy, but nothing clean either.
Also, running back to family stuff until bed time now.
May 11, 2017 at 6:58 pm
Inkarnit
I didn’t actually state that I thought Ash was Good, but you’ve properly read between the lines, yes.
Not a lock Good read though, as there’s a possibility he’s just pocketing me.
May 11, 2017 at 7:19 pm
nettiebarron
What happened to Wolf and Villager? When did it become Good vs Evil?
May 11, 2017 at 7:20 pm
Inkarnit
I feel like this question is asked every game.
May 11, 2017 at 7:20 pm
nettiebarron
Is it always me? Because I kind of hate it.
May 11, 2017 at 7:21 pm
Inkarnit
I don’t recall.
May 11, 2017 at 7:31 pm
The Dread Pirate
In the past, I’ve referred to inkarnit’s Captain Obvious villager bit as wolfy. Sorry I didn’t make that clear today, but it feels so over the top that it’s a sham.
May 11, 2017 at 7:36 pm
Inkarnit
Well that at least fits with your suspicions given better. But I don’t think I’ve been doing anything like you’re talking about. I would think it’s obvious by now that I am who I am.
May 11, 2017 at 7:46 pm
mbnovak
That makes sense. I think he’s certainly done it when he actually is a villager too, though, so I don’t see it as wolfy.
May 11, 2017 at 7:50 pm
ash10101
That’s what makes it hard to tell i think
May 11, 2017 at 7:53 pm
mbnovak
Given the difference in Ash’s game, and the fact that that difference tends to cut wolf (being around more is a cardinal wolf thing), I’d be comfortable voting there.
The more I see Annette’s day, the more it looks like a more polished version of her previous wolf turns, with some activity but no content. I’d entertain that too.
I still see DPWY and Colin Prime too, but I’ve cooled somewhat on DPWY as his response clicked perfectly as villager DPWY to me.
For now, Vote Ash
May 11, 2017 at 7:55 pm
nettiebarron
You think I’m polished?! You silver-tongued devil.
May 11, 2017 at 8:07 pm
mbnovak
That was supposed to be a capital ‘p’. More Polished. Like putting a screen door on a submarine.
May 11, 2017 at 7:56 pm
ash10101
Ok, I’m confused, I show up and am putting in effort to be productive and you think im a wolf. i don’t talk enough and am not helpful and ink thinks im a wolf. what level of productivity and activity would not cause me to be seen as a wolf by default.
May 11, 2017 at 8:00 pm
Inkarnit
I like this response.
May 11, 2017 at 8:06 pm
mbnovak
Well Inkarnit and I are different people who see the world rather differently (thank you, sweet merciful God), so it shouldn’t be too confusing.
But I’m mostly making my case. I don’t see most of what your engagements have been as particularly helpful, they’re just active, and maybe a little suggestive, instead of actually stating a case (the vote for Viola struck me). Since I notice something different in your game, and that thing is exactly consistent with frequent wolf behavior, it seems noteworthy.
May 11, 2017 at 8:07 pm
ash10101
I stated a case as to why I thought she was suspicious?
May 11, 2017 at 8:11 pm
mbnovak
Actually what you wrote was “vote viola I haven’t really gotten anything from substance off of her, and my read on her isn’t very good for her sake.”
Which isn’t really a case for her, because you shouldn’t have gotten too much from anyone at that point, but also the votes sounds kind of staged to me to such that I think it was an attempt at a safe prodding.
May 11, 2017 at 8:13 pm
ash10101
I meant a bit above there when I said “top guilty is hard because a lot haven’t spoken much but viola is seeming weird to me because she has like half a dozen messages but says nothing of any substance”
May 11, 2017 at 8:19 pm
The Dread Pirate
So Viola has made one post total since ash/I voted for her, and it was just a post saying she would be away on the train but would return before the deadline. That was … not helpful.
Still, I don’t exactly have a particularly strong case against her. I could definitely see ash/inkarnit doing a staged thing based on their past history where inkarnit keeps praising ash for finally not playing in a way that pings inkarnit’s wolfdar.
My suspect list is still Viola, ash, Superior Colin, and inkarnit in no particular order.
May 11, 2017 at 8:26 pm
mbnovak
From your list, I feel like Viola and inkarnit are villagers. I might be off, but right now I couldn’t support a vote for either of them.
May 11, 2017 at 8:37 pm
violabeenice
So who do you believe is being helpful, DP?
I believe that letting those votes on me ride was fine. No one had really asked my opinion on the game prior to Ash saying that I was acting weird. The first day is always hard for me. I do tend to talk more about trivial stuff in the beginning and as the day progresses there is usually more talking, that I can sift through. I’ll put together some more thoughts for you in a separate post.
May 11, 2017 at 8:48 pm
The Dread Pirate
Well, Novak, for one, seems to be hunting and offering up suspects and people he finds clean with explanations for each.
inkarnit also does seem to be helpful, but as I said before it feels fake to me.
Otherwise, no one else seems to be trying to do any digging. Look above, there was really nothing happening at all until I made my list and at least got some dialogue going.
May 11, 2017 at 8:48 pm
ash10101
I…ok this seems a little weird novak has said like, four posts
May 11, 2017 at 8:50 pm
The Dread Pirate
But all four of them actually involved some hunting and analysis. His four posts are about 50% of the total posts today that involved hunting.
May 11, 2017 at 8:50 pm
Inkarnit
Quantity does not equal quality.
May 11, 2017 at 8:50 pm
ash10101
Both colins have been trying to put effort in here, as have I. You really think colin P has done no digging?
May 11, 2017 at 8:51 pm
ash10101
Hm, yea, thats also true ink.
May 11, 2017 at 8:52 pm
The Dread Pirate
None of Colin Prime’s posts struck me as serious. They all seemed to be fake grouchy. I’ll go reread, but I thought they were all Day One goofy with him just spoofing his reputation.
May 11, 2017 at 8:25 pm
violabeenice
I’m back. I’ll read and give my thoughts. I’ll try to reply to specific comments as I read through.
May 11, 2017 at 8:49 pm
The Dread Pirate
So is it 2 on me, 2 on Viola, 1 on a bunch of other people? And a completely silent village? The wolves must be giddy.
May 11, 2017 at 8:51 pm
mbnovak
That what I show.
May 11, 2017 at 8:50 pm
mbnovak
Near as I can figure, here’s a vote update:
ash10101 (1) voting violabeenice
beezypoof (1)
Colin Prime (1) voting The Dread Pirate
daneekasghost voting mbnovak
The Dread Pirate (2) voting violabeenice
Inkarnit (1) voting beezy
mbnovak (1) voting ash
MelissaD voting inkarnit
nettiebarron voting The Dread Pirate
todahshy voting colin prime
violabeenice (2)
May 11, 2017 at 8:51 pm
The Dread Pirate
That’s an 8-man bullpen of a voting spread.
May 11, 2017 at 8:52 pm
mbnovak
So is DG the left-handed specialist?
May 11, 2017 at 8:51 pm
violabeenice
I have a really hard time on the first day. I’m sure that is the same for most and my personality is one that doesn’t accuse someone, lightly, so maybe that’s why the first day is even more difficult for me.
Here is what I’ve noticed as being different:
Ash does tend to be around more when he is a wolf, however, having said that, this time it seems a bit different. Different villager? or different way of hiding wolf, I’m not sure yet.
DPWY doesn’t normally vote in the shadow of someone else’s suggestion and usually without more reason to do so.
Annette is acting like her first day self. She is normally pretty quiet and usually kicks it in, on the second day.
Novak… I’ve not played a game a werewolf with him before but he came in with some good thoughts and seemed pretty candid.
Prime seems a bit more reserved?? is that the word? but he’s attempted to give his thoughts.
I can never read DG or Ink, they’re just that good and really day 1 for both of them is looking pretty normal.
Melissa has given us nothing and Beezy hasn’t shown up, so if I lean toward talking is more helpful than silence, than I’d have to vote for one of them.
That’s all I got.
May 11, 2017 at 8:53 pm
ash10101
I think Prime seems almost less reserved than normal? And if you want us to not suspect you id suggest giving us SOMETHING in the way of who you think it is besides half the game is suspicious
May 11, 2017 at 8:55 pm
mbnovak
Given that we’re dealing with absolute silence from Beezy and largely silence from Melissa, I’d suggest either of them as a viable peek tonight, since neither is a solo candidate in the very quiet regard. They seem like easy outs, but I think we’ve got legitimate reasons to vote for Ash, and possibly Prime.
May 11, 2017 at 8:54 pm
ash10101
This is going to be a chaotic last 6 minutes isnt it
May 11, 2017 at 8:54 pm
The Dread Pirate
unvote Viola, vote beezypoof
Apparently she’s not showing up at all. Since we have this ridiculous voting spread, let’s just get her out of here now and focus on some candidates tomorrow when more of us are engaged.
May 11, 2017 at 8:57 pm
ash10101
I think this is a viable plan, since we will have more information tomorrow and hopefully some of the quieter people (cough, melissa, cough) will talk a bit more.
May 11, 2017 at 8:59 pm
mbnovak
We will have 2 more pieces of information tomorrow for sure, the day 1 lynch and the night kill. We won’t know much based on this vote if its beezy. So basically we’d have night 1 to go off of. It’s not much more information.
May 11, 2017 at 8:57 pm
mbnovak
I’m reluctant, but I guess if she’s absolutely absent then she’s just as likely to be so as a wolf? Like, she just forgot, has an e-mail she hasn’t checked, and two wolves are going crazy?
Thing is, I don’t feel like I’d know much based on this vote tomorrow. Obviously she isn’t tied to anyone, and if she’s been completely silent the other two wolves may or may not be throwing her under the bus. I feel like a peek is a better approach.
May 11, 2017 at 8:59 pm
ash10101
Oh…that’s also a good point, because her death doesn’t let us see who she interacted with and how today
May 11, 2017 at 8:58 pm
violabeenice
vote beezypoof
May 11, 2017 at 8:59 pm
violabeenice
I don’t feel comfortable voting for anyone else.
May 11, 2017 at 9:01 pm
mbnovak
You only feel comfortable on beezy for the wrong reason – its easy.
You pointed to something different in Ash, but you won’t go there? All of Ash’s comments have been the easy ones. This engagement is so unsual for Ash.
May 11, 2017 at 9:00 pm
ash10101
unvote viola vote beezy
May 11, 2017 at 9:00 pm
spookymilk
It IS NIGHT.
Timestamping applies.
May 11, 2017 at 9:21 pm
spookymilk
“After careful consideration of all your alibis, I submit to you that THE POOPSMITH is the guilty party!” Homestar yelled.
“We…actually didn’t say anything, Homestar. You’re pretty much the only one who talked,” Strong Sad sighed.
Still, The Poopsmith played along and sat in the corner. It was going to be a long night.
beezypoof(Day One, The Poopsmith, had other shit to do)May 11, 2017 at 9:21 pm
spookymilk
Which is to say: a villager.
Angel, seer, wolves, do things.