Things are getting tough in there, Survivors. I hope you’re all ready for this. If not, though, that’s cool too (and perhaps funnier, if you’re the one getting eliminated).
Let’s get this running with ESV’s elimination.
If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be the time to do so.
The retired porn star, Brock Hardcastle, pulls a long shaft from his pants and produces it to me.
This is a hidden immunity idol. All votes cast for Brock Hardcastle will not count.
Vote One: Brock Hardcastle. “ It is with heavy heart that I must take it this far,
But my vote goes to Brock, Once-Again-Retired Porn Star.”
Vote Two: Brock Hardcastle. “This sets my stomach ill-at-ease because it’s a warning that nobody is safe. Brock came out guns blazing and never let up. He’s good. Maybe too good.”
Vote Three: Brock Hardcastle. “”This is prob going to feel like a knife in his back” Tom said pointedly”
Vote Four: Brock Hardcastle. “My vote is for Brock. You were integral to our team as far as challenges go, but your social game needs a lot of work. Your lies and throwing people under the bus during the Wind vote had everyone questioning you. I don’t think you were honest and loyal to a single person and that is a huge mistake. Did you think we wouldn’t talk to each other? Even though we butted heads a bit, I wouldn’t have voted for you if I could actually trust you. A bit of advice, maybe catch a season of Survivor or two. You’ll see that being a challenge beast can only get you so far, but you can’t win the game if you can’t be trusted.”
Well, everyone having fun? There are two more votes after the jump.
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